The Economic & Labour Party incites glorious conquest to preserve the virtuous British way of life of fair wages for work performed, reasonable taxation, and economic advancement.
The future beauteous advancement of our righteous nation cannot be achieved through pitiful isolation, thus we shall undergo jolly co-operation with other parties to defend our honorable realm by any means necessary.
The great dialectic in our time is not, as anciently and by some still supposed, between capital and labor; it is between economic enterprise and the state.