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Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to the neighbor.
Communism:You have two cows, and your state takes them, but it gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows, your state takes them and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have two cows, but your state takes both of them, and then it kills you!
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The state takes them, killing one, milking the other, and throws all the milk ...
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell the herd, and withdraw as a pensioner with the money you made.
Surrealism:You have two giraffes. The government forces to take harmonica lessons.
American business: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce milk for four ... Later, hire an expert consultant to know why the hell your cow died.
Greek business: You have two cows, so borrow millions of euros to build stables, milking parlors, barns, warehouses, refrigerators, dairies, packing, etc. But you still can have only two cows !!!!
French company: You have two cows. You start strikes, organizing demonstrations, block the streets, and all because you want three cows.
Japanese company: You have two cows. You design them from the beginning so as to be 1/10 of the size of a normal cow and produce twenty times more milk. Then, you create a clever cow cartoon called Cowkimona, and you distribute it in the world market.
Italian company: You have two cows, but you do not know where they are. So you decide to go for food.....
Swiss business: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. But you charge maintenance and accommodation expenses to their owners.
Chinese company: You have two cows. You recruited 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, no unemployment, and high productivity of beef and milk.You captured and imprisoned the journalist that published the reality.
Indian business: You have two cows. You worship both of them like gods.
British business:You have two cows. Both of them are .......................... crazy!
Australian business: You have two cows, your work is fine. So you close your office and go to celebrate by drinking beers ....
Iraqi business:Everyone thinks that you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bombard you mercilessly, invade in your country. You continue having no cow, but now at least you ... democracy!
And last category after strong objection from Mr.
Greek_fighter
Greek_fighterismos: You have two cows, at least you think that you have, untill he tell you that all this was troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.