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Whilst some may say that we got french kicked in the ar...m the glory of our soldiers and MU shined once again in quit a few battles the past three days with several successful victories and historic battles! One of the most challenging and in my point of view successful battle was the one fought at the fronts in France..... i know, you think I'm nuts but you'll see where I'm going with this. As much as it may seem as a British failure, this war proved the strength of the British troops which were challenged to an optimum level! In order for you to understand why I'm saying this non-sense you need to review and recall what actually happened in this battle in order to understand the invisible victory behind it .On the 25th of January 2016 the French republic declared a vote in the French congress to attack the British Isles within the next 12 hours of the vote. Their primary targets were either London or south west UK due to our high oil sources. Our president
tommy1boy took immediate action in order to declare war upon France in a clever attempt to move the inevitable war to the French fronts rather than allowing French toasts to be sold at the British market on a Wednesday morning. Whilst we successfully passed the war declaration first, the battle came to an outcome of 2:1 before both countries signed a peace agreement and British troops were forced to retreat from the French fronts. However, what on earth actually happened in this battle and mostly important who on earth were we going up against?
Well firstly, lets clarify one thing before i start screaming and ranting to your face for no reason.... WE WERE NOT FIGHTING THE FRENCH!!!!!! THE FRENCH HAD 5 ALLIANCES WHILST WE HAD NONE THEREFORE WE WERE NOT FIGHTING FRANCE, WE WERE FIGHTING AN ENTIRE ALLIANCE ALONE!!!!!!!...... Directly after our MU successfully claimed the Irish territories and after 20 exhausting hours of war, the French find us at our weakest point and decide to declare war upon us! The outcome of the first round was a defeat for the British by 0.25%! This means that, Despite the fact that we were 1)exhausted 2) fighting against Belgium, Portugal, Poland, Georgia and Pakistan along with France 3) allied with Estonia to only gain a max help of 12000 damage in round 1 and 4) all of our MU units were out of limits from the Irish battles, we still won 1 round, lost one by only 1/4 of a percent and made France sign a Peace agreement with us...... If that doesn't prove determination, dominion and strength then i don t know what does!!!! Side note: In case you haven't noticed, what you once knew as east Europe is now called Poland just in case that you were wondering how strong our enemies were!
So get your grips up British people and be proud! For we have successfully once again proven our strength and determination which has also reflected on our war with Ireland as we can now go to the Island without a passport because guess what... we own it... well most of the country anyway! However, i know that you are all asking now.... Oh wait but if we are that strong then why didn't we win the war the next day etc etc.... Well my fellow historically uneducated citizen, the last time someone attempted to intervene with the europeans and use his power to an extreme extent was Adolf Hitler.... who brought his country to its knees in 1945! Why you may ask? Because he expanded so rapidly and let his empire so vulnerable to attacks such as that it was one for none and all against one.... Consequently, in order to prevent leaving open fronts to Britain for the Netherlands, Poland and Portugal to attack and especially whilst we were fighting a war at two fronts; Our president successfully signed a peace agreement to settle things down and prevent moving our capital from London to Cardiff! This decision then led to the complete focus of our MU on our war with Ireland which made Dublin a British colony and successfully expanded our empire! Nicely done Pres!
Well thats all from me people, stay proud and migrate to Dublin because London is just too mainstream..... Until we meet again my readers!
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
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In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
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The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
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