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Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando... (Fun)
Posted 9 years ago by
gremlin yonki    
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Ya que ya no soy Presi en Antica me puedo permitir el lujo de publicar algún articulillo :3

Este artículo se publicará simultáneamente en Primera y Antica.

Quiero felicitar al ganador de las elecciones presidenciales y por tanto mi sustituto en el trono de E-España jejje, una lástima que el otro jugador postulado por razones que desconocemos ha decidido marchar del país.

Dicho esto les presento mi artículo con bastante tiempo buscando fotos y pensando situaciones

Saludos
Gremlin




#1 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

Entras en una panadería y pides un Pan Q5, te vas a permitir el lujo


#2 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

Vas de fiesta i ya no intentas ligar, buscas referrers


#3 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

piensas que hoy será un buen día ya que has hecho una BH matutina


#4 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

Piensas que Albert Rivera está tolveando la Política Española en la RL


#5 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

No puedes pensar que eres el puto amo de geografía y te indignas cuando alguien no se sabe los países


#6 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

Te das cuenta que tu número de teléfono contiene un 619


#7 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

Piensas que la Alemania Nazi overkilleó demasiado en las primeras rondas y le dieron pol saco por nuvs


#8 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

Ya no pasas lunitas por el Whats App sino Molesters :3


#9 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

Discutiéndote en la RL, le dices que es un poco nuv a alguien que comienza hablar sobre un tema que no entiende


#10 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

Piensas que Amancio Ortega es rico porque usa multis, que no tiene mérito


#11 Estás muy viciado en e-sim cuando...

Cuando te hablan de esta película no puedes para de pensar en el mejor presidente y reportero de E-Sim en toda la história (jujujuju)




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About the game:


USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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